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    Offline 67vertman

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    I am getting better slowly....
    « on: December 16, 2015 - 05:56:35 PM »
    I have been in the hospital .

    I was attacked by a woman in an elevator.

    A witness got her photo.

    I was in the elevator when she got in.

    I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,

    "Could you press one for me please”.

    So I did... and I don't remember much afterwards,

    but I'm guessing it was the wrong one.  :clueless: :1zhelp:
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    Ron - Born and raised in Southern California

    I got the 1970 Cuda, but still need the hot blonde to ride shotgun!

    First car -1969 Road Runner 383 4sp

    Current ride - 1970 Barracuda 440-6 4 sp Dana 60  (4:10)


    Offline roadman5312

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    Re: I am getting better slowly....
    « Reply #1 on: December 16, 2015 - 06:14:50 PM »
                        :2thumbs:          :smilielol:           :roflsmiley:            Good one.    :rebel:
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    Offline TelisSE440

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    Re: I am getting better slowly....
    « Reply #2 on: December 16, 2015 - 06:17:12 PM »
     :clapping:    :smilielol:   :roflsmiley:   :bigsmile:  Nice !!
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    Offline AARTA340

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    Re: I am getting better slowly....
    « Reply #3 on: December 17, 2015 - 12:12:05 AM »
    Good thing she asked you to push "one" instead of "two" as we would probably be reading this from the obit column.  :smilielol:  :roflsmiley:  :smilielol:  :2thumbs:
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    Offline 67vertman

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    Re: I am getting better slowly....
    « Reply #4 on: December 17, 2015 - 10:58:10 AM »
    Quote from: AARTA340 on December 17, 2015 - 12:12:05 AM
    Good thing she asked you to push "one" instead of "two" as we would probably be reading this from the obit column.  :smilielol:  :roflsmiley:  :smilielol:  :2thumbs:

     :scared:  :smilielol:  :roflsmiley:  :smilielol:  :roflsmiley:  :bigsmile:
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    Ron - Born and raised in Southern California

    I got the 1970 Cuda, but still need the hot blonde to ride shotgun!

    First car -1969 Road Runner 383 4sp

    Current ride - 1970 Barracuda 440-6 4 sp Dana 60  (4:10)
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