A young blonde girl wanted to make some extra money so she decided to hire herself out as a handy woman.
The next day she goes into a wealthy section of town and knocks on the first door. An elderly gentelman opened the door and she asked him if he had any odd jobs . He said, well the porch could use a coat of paint, how much would you charge me ? $50.00 dollars was her price. He said sounds good, you'll find the paint and brushes in the garage.
Well he goes back in and the wife, having overheard the conversation said. My, does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house.? The husband tells her she's being to cynical, to which she replies, your probably right, I've been hearing to many blonde jokes lately.
About an hour later she is back at the door to collect her money. The man was surprised she was finished so quick and gave her $50.00 plus a tip. She thanked him and said she even had enough paint to do two coats.
She turned to leave, then turned back and said, " Oh by the way it's an Audi, not a porch. "
