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Offline Burpin Chunks

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Another Good plan
« on: January 25, 2006 - 02:10:23 PM »
             
                                                                           
   Robin Wlliams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.   
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                    You gotta love Robin Williams......                     
                    Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin                   
                    Williams to come up with the perfect                   
                     plan. What we need now is for our                     
                       UN Ambassador to stand up and                       
                            repeat this message.                           
                                                                           
                      Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to                       
                          argue with this logic!)                           
                                                                           
                  "I see a lot of people yelling for peace                 
                     but I have not heard of a plan for                     
                        peace. So, here's one plan."                       
                                                                           
   1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their   
     affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,     
   Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we   
                       will never "interfere" again.                       
                                                                           
   2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with   
   Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't   
   want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed   
                    sneaking through holes in the fence.                   
                                                                           
    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and   
  leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will 
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they 
             are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.             
                                                                           
  4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days 
  unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be 
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide 
                   here. Asylum would never be available                   
      to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.       
                                                                           
  5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If 
     they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.     
                                                                           
                    6) The US will make a strong effort                     
    to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing     
  nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of   
oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 
                                                                           
  7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for 
    their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go     
    somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells     
               filling up the storage sites would be enough.)               
                                                                           
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
   not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,   
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen 
                                  or given                                 
                      to the army. The people who need                     
                   it most get very little, if anything.                   
                                                                           
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make 
           a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.           
                                                                           
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
       call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is       
    ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?     
                                                                           
                    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer                     
  saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a 
        baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " 




Offline Cuda Wuda

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Re: Another Good plan
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006 - 02:23:52 PM »
 :clapping: :woohoo: :woo: :bananasmi
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Offline moparbowhunter

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Re: Another Good plan
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006 - 06:08:08 PM »
  :wavingflag::iagree: :wavingflag:
HERE WE ARE :villagers: AND HERE THEY ARE  :eek2::faint:
oh and did i mention   :wavingflag: :wavingflag: :wavingflag: :wavingflag: :wavingflag: :wavingflag: :wavingflag: :wavingflag:
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Re: Another Good plan
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006 - 07:05:12 PM »
I love it when a plan comes together!   :wavingflag:   :cooldancing:   ....Oldschool