Inner Peace

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Offline Hopalong

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Inner Peace
« on: September 12, 2006 - 06:49:30 PM »
By following this simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So, I looked around the house to see what things I had started but hadn't finished... and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.”

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