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Offline mopar-or-no-car

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The Perfect Husband!!
« on: October 10, 2006 - 09:18:21 PM »
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:        "Hello?"
WOMAN:      "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN:        "Yes."
WOMAN:      "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN:        "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:      "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models.  I saw one I really liked."
MAN:        "How much?"
WOMAN:      "$90,000."
MAN:        "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:      "Great!  Oh, and one more thing.  The house I wanted last year
is back on the market.  They're asking $950,000."
MAN:        "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.  They
will probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra         50 grand.  It's
really a pretty good price."
WOMAN:      "OK.  I'll see you later!  I love you so much!"
MAN:        "Bye!  I love you, too."

The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape. . . . ..

He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"     :scared:  :roflsmiley:   :smilielol:




Offline Carlwalski

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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006 - 09:31:56 PM »


ROFLMAO!!! Awesome!!! That's one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time also one I've never heard before.


Thanks for that.  :smilielol:
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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2006 - 09:55:07 PM »
Great joke...thanks for sharing... :roflsmiley:
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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2006 - 01:48:32 AM »
 :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:

That is very funny.
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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2006 - 01:42:08 PM »
That was great!!!!  :roflsmiley:
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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2006 - 04:06:55 PM »
Excellent! :2thumbs:

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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2006 - 08:34:35 PM »
 :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2006 - 12:11:20 PM »
Hahahaha, that was a great one!  LMAO!!!!    :clapping:

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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2006 - 12:33:26 PM »
That was pretty good! LMAO!!   :lol:

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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2006 - 03:33:51 PM »
Now I know who my wife was talking to.  :hyper:
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Re: The Perfect Husband!!
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2006 - 03:39:20 PM »
 :iagree:  That was a good one.