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Offline RusTy/SE

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Where's My Female to Male Dictionary??
« on: October 02, 2006 - 10:52:09 AM »
Is there a class i can take before i get married so this doesn't happen to me with some future Mopar? ::) This was sent to me today...

 
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2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve.   (801)xxx-xxxx
 
 
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Re: Where's My Female to Male Dictionary??
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2006 - 11:06:55 AM »
 :smilielol:  :roflsmiley: That's great!  I love the misunderstanding of what his wife said!
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Re: Where's My Female to Male Dictionary??
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2006 - 11:31:33 AM »
 :screwy:  All I can say is..... WRONG WIFE!!!!!!!!! get that stuff straight BEFORE you say "I DO" !!!!   :bricks1:

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Re: Where's My Female to Male Dictionary??
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2006 - 11:38:39 AM »
 :iagree:
 lose the wife & find a decent one

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Re: Where's My Female to Male Dictionary??
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006 - 03:54:59 PM »
LMAO...been there

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Re: Where's My Female to Male Dictionary??
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006 - 06:13:21 PM »
old joke... but good.. wang :clapping:
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Re: Where's My Female to Male Dictionary??
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2006 - 12:14:45 PM »
Hahahaha, if you flip what happend there, that kind of explains how I got my Malamute puppy, LOL.    :naughty:

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Re: Where's My Female to Male Dictionary??
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2006 - 02:25:31 PM »
 :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:
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