Once there was a guy,
This guy wanted a parrot,
He went to a pet store,
And asked about a parrot,
the clerk said he had one for $500
"Thats kinda expensive, doncha think?" said the guy
"He's a special parrot, his name is chuck and he can sing" replied the clerk
"parrots cant sing" replied the guy
"oh, yes this one can" replied the clerk
and with that the clerk took out a lighter
and lit it, he then placed the flame under chucks right foot,
chuck began singing
"jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way",
"wow, thats amazing, but $500 is still alot of money" said the guy
with that the clerk placed the flame under chucks left foot,
chuck began singing again,
"silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright"
"Thats awesome" said the guy, "if chuck can sing one more song I'll buy him"
the clerk then placed the flame under both of chucks feet
Chuck then began to sing
"Chucks nuts roasting on an open fire".................
Happy Holidays!
