Two men were driving through Texas when they were pulled
over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with
his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop
> smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we
pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we
get to your car." The trooper ran a check on his license. He was clean.
> The trooper then walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the
window. The passenger rolls down the window and"WHACK", the trooper smacks him
on the
head with
the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demanded.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type." the trooper said, "Two miles
down the road youre gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that
asshole would'vetried that **** with me'
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