A little boy goes to his dad and asks "What are politics?
Dad says well son let me put it to you this way.
#1 "I'm the head of the family so that makes me the president."
#2 "Your mother is the administrator of the money so we will call her the government.
# 3 "We are here to take care of your needs so we will call you the people."
#4 "The nanny we will call her the working class."
#5 " And your baby brother we will call him the Future."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has SEVERELY soiled his diaper. So the >little boy goes to his parent's room, and finds his mother sound asleep, >not wanting to wake her he goes to the nanny's room, finding the door locked and he looks through the keyhole finding his father in the bed with the nanny. So, he gives up and goes to bed confused.
The next morning he wakes up and says to his father, "Dad I think I understand the concepts of politics now."
"The president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is in deep ****.
