Water......
It has been scientifically proven that
if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer,
because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH
It is better to drink beer and talk poopy than to drink water and be
full of poop.