A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she
replied,
"especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just
couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they
flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all
they kept
screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...
Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
