Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby
of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, I know just what you're
wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking
chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa
over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles,
and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts
digging down in her purse.
She pulls out a wrinkled $20 and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious." she said, "Four times in the rocker.
