My wife and I were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. She kept glancing over at him throughout the meal.
Finally, I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes," she replied. "He's my ex-husband, and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
She hasn't spoken to me since.
