Cannibals eating out....
A cannibal was walking in the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked,
Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one ?
They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning."