Suicide hot line

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Offline KellysCuda aircard

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Suicide hot line
« on: November 15, 2007 - 05:38:03 PM »
Suicide Help Hotline

 

I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Help Hotline. I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan.   I explained that I was feeling suicidal.  They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane....




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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007 - 05:50:52 PM »
 :22yikes:

DOH!
Hurry,, Duane the tub,,I'm Dwouning....

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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007 - 08:27:59 PM »
I thought this might be a number for Nebraska Cornhusker fans!
























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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2007 - 07:58:28 PM »
 :smilielol:  Very funny!!! :roflsmiley:
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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2007 - 11:59:58 PM »
 :clueless:


 :thinkerg:  Now I git it!


 :roflsmiley:  :smilielol:

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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007 - 08:57:36 PM »
On a related note;


Two mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through a photo album and reminiscing……. “This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now."
 
The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."
 
Mom says, "He's a martyr now."
 
"Oh, so sad my dear."
 
Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21."
 
"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."
 
Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."
 
"Oh gracious me," says the second mother.
 
"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18". Mom whispers.
 
"Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."
 
"He's a martyr also,” Mom says, with tears in her eyes.
 
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says...........
 
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007 - 09:13:21 PM »
Poor little Achmed  :roflsmiley:
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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007 - 09:29:18 PM »

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"


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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2007 - 09:30:27 PM »
Ahahahahaha....killer

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Re: Suicide hot line
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2007 - 06:29:26 AM »
  :smilielol: :roflsmiley:  :2thumbs:
1972 Dodge Challenger Rallye 340, AT, Code TB3=Super Blue, SBD=8/17/1971.  Yes, a Rallye without the fender louvers from the factory because of the body side molding option.

Pic #2 and 3 of my ARII 1/24 scale model car 

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