A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
