tommy and johnny where in the back yard discusing who had the baddest dad.
tommy says he does and johnny says he does. this goes on for a while, finally johnny ask tommy what makes his dad the baddest, tommy replies my dad eats lightbulbs. johnny says no way what makes you think your dad eats lightbulbs. to this Tommy replies well last night i was walking by my mom's and dad's bedroom and i heard him tell mom if she cut the light off he'd eat that thing
