Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than
the posted speed limit.
So he asks the biker his name."Fred," he
replies. "Fred what?" the asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he
might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket
The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells
him that he used to have a
last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his
hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay
with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The
kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard
and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a
doctor. I went through c ollege, medical, school, internship, residency, and finally got my
degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way
through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with
VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then
I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD."
"Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the
VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD."
"Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now Iam just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing
