Urine Test

[Pistol Gripper]

URINE TEST
(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)

I DO HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB....  BUT I AGREE 100%

Like a lot of folks on this site, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I Do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who DON'T have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I Do, however, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their A$$ doing drugs while I work.  Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?


P.G.

[AprilsPink72Cuda]

I have seen that before and  100% too.

[Wang]

 

[matt63]

My pee would be a very valuable commodity then.   I think $25/pint would be reasonable.  If the wife and I drank extra water perhaps I could retire!

[Aussie Challenger]

     I was going to post a similar one myself, it really sucks having to have zero alcohol and zero drugs and those drop kicks can get welfare stoned.   
  In our country, aussie, they get enough to buy booze and drugs and sometimes food. We have just elected a socialist government last week so there will be more money for welfare and probably more taxes levied on us workers.