Fridays !

[Pistol Gripper]

Fridays in He11!!!!!!

 

      One day a guy dies and finds himself in he11. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

 

      Satan: "Why so glum?"

 

      Guy: "What do you think? I'm in he11!"

 

      Satan: "He11's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

 

      Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

 

      Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."

 

      Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"

 

      Satan: "You a smoker?"

 

      Guy: "You better believe it"

 

      Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer

- no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

 

      Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!"

 

      Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."

 

      Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."

 

      Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

 

      Guy: "Cool!"

 

      Satan: "What about drugs?"

 

      Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"

 

      Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."

 

      Guy: "Wow! I never realized He11 was such a cool place!"

 

      Satan: "You gay?"

 

      Guy: "No..."

 

      Satan: "Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough..."   

 

P.G.

[70 RT Convt]

 

[Oldschool]

That would be hell.....               

[hemiken]

 

[426HEMI]

That a good one 

[MEK-Dangerfield]

 

[KellysCuda aircard]

      I did not like this 1 bit.. (again talking of a serious subject in such a fickle way, like someone else on the board did before)

2: Hell in the bible in greek and hebrew means "Grave" not a place of "Burning".

3: I did laugh however cause it just was funny, though wrong by principle.

Its a joke board..get it.. religion, politics and celebrities are the brunt of many a funny joke, you will not burn in hell for reading or writing them ( contradictory to some peoples belief)...if it scares you ..don't read them. I don't understand why it would bother anyone.

[Pistol Gripper]

G-Man,

I don't get what "serious subject" you're talking about.

P.G.

[Ornamental]

      I did not like this 1 bit.. (again talking of a serious subject in such a fickle way, like someone else on the board did before)

2: Hell in the bible in greek and hebrew means "Grave" not a place of "Burning".

3: I did laugh however cause it just was funny, though wrong by principle.

Hey, G-man!
I'm having the impression that you're good guy, and maybe a little more religious than most others here.
Me, I'm a atheist who loves Black Metal (Often referred to as church-burner music in jest) among other types of music.
But you won't see me post jokes that could potentially be really offensive here, like jokes about priests and little boys, because it seems to me that most members here are christians who wouldn't appreciate those, and I respect that. So in the same way, you should come to terms with that most members here are less conservative than you. But if you can't tolerate jokes like this, you really shouldn't expect us others to conform to your views. Then it would be better if you just forgot about the joke forum.

But G-man, yeah it was a funny joke! 

-Pat

[426HEMI]

I just do not think it will be that nice there.  The way the bible discribes it I sure do not want to go there.   I thought it was funny because of how it was written and not the subject being right or wrong.