There is a little guy sitting at the bar drinking his Bourbon,
When all of a sudden some drunken Thug hits him in across the face and says,
"that was KUNG-FU from JAPAN" then walks away.
I little time goes by and the same drunken Thug comes back,
hits the little guy across the face again and says,
"that was KARATE from KOREA" then walks away again.
The little guy gets up and leaves the bar.
A short time later the little guy comes back and smacks the drunken thug,
knocking him out cold and says to the barman,
"when he wakes up, tell him that was a SHOVEL that i just bought from WALMART"
