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Offline Pistol Gripper

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Old Age
« on: January 18, 2008 - 07:09:48 AM »
 

An 86 year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
     


The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86 year-old said,
'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?'   




The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home, so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.'

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. 

Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.



The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'





The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'


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Offline Oldschool

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Re: Old Age
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008 - 07:47:54 AM »
 :roflsmiley:   :roflsmiley:   :roflsmiley:   :roflsmiley:   
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Re: Old Age
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008 - 08:03:38 AM »
  :smilielol: That's a ripper.
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Re: Old Age
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008 - 08:08:55 AM »
 :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
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Re: Old Age
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008 - 09:20:52 AM »
Good Joke!! :smilielol: :smilielol: :clapping:
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Re: Old Age
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008 - 11:47:12 AM »
ROFL!!!!  HAHAHA!!!   :smilielol:

I wonder how many people have/will read that and just go  :clueless:

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Re: Old Age
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008 - 11:50:16 AM »
That was a good one.  Bet the 86 year old had some thoughts on that one.
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Re: Old Age
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008 - 12:19:29 PM »
 :roflsmiley: great