Anyone with some ideas, feel free to PM me. I really need to make this one good.
Feed him peanut butter? (Hey it keeps dogs busy...)
Cigarette in his folding chair?
Sneak a rainbow magnet on the back of his Challenger?
Get 'im liquored up, wait 'till he passes out, then put his hand in warm water?
Tell the restaurant he's picking up the whole tab?
Keep leaving rubber dog turds in his chair everytime he walks away? (He is after all the "poo poker.")
Get one of those foam look-alike rocks, call his name quickly then throw it at him?
Get him a bunch of personalized items - like license plates and key chains and coffee mugs - that all read "Cindy" on 'em...
Colon Blow in his hot-dog Chili at Carlisle 08?
I got more - how are these so far?
Jeff