Prison vs Work

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Offline Slotts

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Prison vs Work
« on: March 04, 2008 - 08:22:03 AM »
@ Prison                                                            @ Work
You spend most of your time                                 You spend most of your time
in a 10’x10’ cell.                                                  in a 6’x6’ cubicle.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
You get three meals a day,                                    You get a break for one meal
fully paid for.                                                      and you have to pay for it.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
For good behavior, you get                                    For good behavior, you get
time off.                                                            more work.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
The guard locks and unlocks                                  You must carry a security card
all doors for you.                                                 and open all doors yourself.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
You can watch TV                                               You could get fired for watching
and play games.                                                  TV and playing games.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
You get your own toilet.                                       You have to share the toilet with
                                                                        people who pee on the seat.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
They allow your family                                          You aren’t even supposed to
and friends to visit.                                              speak to you family.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
All expenses are paid by                                       You must pay all your expenses to 
the taxpayers with no work                                    go to work, and they deduct taxes from
required.                                                            your salary to pay for prisoners.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
You spend most of your life                                   You spend most of your time wanting
inside bars wanting to get out.                               to get out and go inside bars.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
You must deal with                                              They are called managers.
sadistic wardens.

@ Prison                                                            @ Work
You have a chance                                              You have a life sentence with
of parole.                                                            no chance of parole.




Offline Challenger6pak

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Re: Prison vs Work
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008 - 10:40:24 AM »
So very true.
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