Oil crisis
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> A lot of folks can't understand how we came
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> to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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> Well, there's a very simple answer.
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> Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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> We just didn't know we were getting low.
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> The reason for that is purely geographical.
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> Our OIL is located in
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> ALASKA
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> California
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> Coastal Florida
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> Coastal Louisiana
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> Kansas
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> Oklahoma
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> Pennsylvania
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> and
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> Texas
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> Our
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> DIPSTICKS
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> are located in
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> Washington , DC !! !
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> Any Questions???
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> NO? Didn't think So.
P.G.
