"Toonces could drive a car, but not very well"
Reminds me of this old joke
I was visiting a friend and I saw he was playing checkers with his dog. I said, "That's amazing! You have a really brilliant dog!" and my friend said, "Nah, he's not that smart, I beat him two out of three."
Alan, your missing a great weekend here in the Sunny South heading for the low '70s today...
but cooling down considerably by Tues.