In Case Of Work...

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Offline RusTy/SE

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In Case Of Work...
« on: April 16, 2008 - 10:16:52 AM »
WE ALL SUFFER FROM THIS………..
 

Medical alert!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes -Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Russ
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Re: In Case Of Work...
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008 - 09:16:42 PM »
 :2thumbs: Good one Russ, I know I'm alergic to work, every time I get near it I start sneezing and I start to sweat, just thinking about it makes me tired.
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Re: In Case Of Work...
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008 - 05:27:16 AM »
   :stirpot:  I thought this was the joke section, since when is reality a joke?   :drunk:
   :smilielol:    :roflsmiley:   :smilielol:
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