A zebra dies and goes to heaven......he meets St Peter and the first thing he says is, "I have been confused my whole life, am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" St. Peter replies "You will have to ask GOD that question" So the zebra goes on into heaven and is walking around looking at all the beauty. After a while he happens to meet GOD and asks him the same question as before. GOD tells him "You are what you are." Dejected, the zebra continues on and after a while runs into St. Peter again. St. Peter asks the zebra, "Did you get an answer?" "Not really" says the zebra. "What did GOD tell you?" You are what you are is what he told me the zebra explained. "well there you go, you are white with black stripes" St Peter exclaims. "How do you come to that conclusion?" St Peter then tells the zebra, "If you were black with white stripes GOD would have told you "You is what you is"