Used Wife for sale

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Offline Wang

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Used Wife for sale
« on: May 05, 2008 - 01:51:10 PM »
[on the craig list] For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

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Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--**** are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
Hurry,, Duane the tub,,I'm Dwouning....




Offline matt63

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Re: Used Wife for sale
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2008 - 02:34:25 PM »
I think his used car will be taking all his money soon.
 :'(
Matt in Edmonton

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Re: Used Wife for sale
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2008 - 06:08:40 PM »

Mike

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Offline Aussie Challenger

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Re: Used Wife for sale
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008 - 06:19:25 AM »
  Going on what Wang has posted before I thought this was real.......    :roflsmiley:   :rofl:
Dave