Most of us have tried to sell a car, and we all know the crazies that come out. What would you have liked to say to some potential buyers?
I'll start...
1. No, I wont take $5000 less for it.
2. I'm sorry that transporting it will cost you $2,000, but its not MY problem, and not a good reason for me to take less.
3. It's a project, and you're an idiot thinking that you can just drive it 1000 miles home?
4. If it was a perfect car, I'd be asking three times as much, so get real.
5. No, I'm not going to guarantee anything.
Go ahead, get back at all those idiots that we've encountered over the years!