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Offline jeryst

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What you'd like to say to some buyers.
« on: August 09, 2008 - 10:11:43 PM »
Most of us have tried to sell a car, and we all know the crazies that come out. What would you have liked to say to some potential buyers?

I'll start...

1.  No, I wont take $5000 less for it.
2.  I'm sorry that transporting it will cost you $2,000, but its not MY problem, and not a good reason for me to take less.
3.  It's a project, and you're an idiot thinking that you can just drive it 1000 miles home?
4.  If it was a perfect car, I'd be asking three times as much, so get real.
5.  No, I'm not going to guarantee anything.

Go ahead, get back at all those idiots that we've encountered over the years!




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Re: What you'd like to say to some buyers.
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2008 - 10:22:02 PM »
please, this is the tenth time you've come with the same offer! I appreciate your offer, but its far below what I would like to get. *******  and leave me alone!
wonder where this came from! :pullinghair:
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Re: What you'd like to say to some buyers.
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2008 - 10:30:30 PM »
5 thousand?!.... no the add said 50 thousand..... Then you need to be lookin at Cheby's
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Re: What you'd like to say to some buyers.
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008 - 08:38:23 AM »
No, I won't take a personal check.    :nono:

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Re: What you'd like to say to some buyers.
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008 - 02:41:20 PM »
my kids saving for college would you take less .then i say the moneys for my kids college .the world needs ditch diggers to  :droolingbounce:

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Re: What you'd like to say to some buyers.
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2008 - 03:09:48 PM »
ive had a few people ask me if they can give me payments...id love to tell them that i'll finance them through the chinese bank "one-lump-sum".  :smilielol:
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Re: What you'd like to say to some buyers.
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2008 - 10:45:53 PM »
How about...

"Can you hold it for me until I scrape up the money?"