Santa, I haven't been very good this year. I burned lots of rubber and spewed thousands of pounds of hydrocarbons into the air
, I worked hard all year for my personal gain so that I could burn more rubber
and last but definitely not least I shot Rudolphs' sister and put her in my freezer
. I did however, do some recycling to help mother earth by taking some parts out of the junk yard and put them to good use
. So please go easy on me this Christmas
.
Kevin