One day my dad was hedging the driveway and I went to go get in my Stratus. I noticed a bright green blade of grass coming from the grass into a spoke of my Stratus which was only a few inches from the side of the driveway. I was just about to pluck it for dad, wondering how he had missed it when I realized it was a snake!!
I did what nearly every man would do... screamed like a girl and ran like hell.
Of course, my macho (little) brother comes out, grabs it behind the head, reaches into my wheel and unwinds it from the wheel/rotor assembly. He goes walking to our youngest sister. She was about 11 at the time. She had ALWAYS talked about wanting a snake - snakes were cool, snakes this, snakes that... Had books, posters... Chris takes this puny a$$ little garden snake and basically goes to hand it to her... That girl jumped OUT of her skin and went RUNNING into the house.
Her snake infactuation died that day. As did I... ...from laughter.
Jeff
