A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day
roaming around in Mexico ..
While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is
that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor,
you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the
heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so
sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull
fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure
to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy
returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only
special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he
called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday...'
The waiter shrugged his
shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor...
Sometimes
the bull wins.'
