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Broken Down Car
« on: May 21, 2002 - 08:52:09 PM »
A woman was driving her car in very remote area in the Midwest when all of a sudden the car broke down. She was standing there wondering what she would do when, an Indian came up on a horse.
He asked her if she would like a ride to town and she gladly accepted the offer. She climbed up on the horse behind the Indian and off they rode.
Every so often, the Indian would let out a gleeful whoop. This happened several times on the way to town.

Finally, they got to a gas station, the woman got off the horse and the Indian rode off giving one final "YEEEHA!"

The gas station attendant asked the woman what she did to make the Indian so excited.
She replied, "I don't know, all I did was get on the horse, put my arms around his waist and hold on to the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

The gas station attendant said,

"Ma'am, Indians ride bareback ."
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