Fidel Castro dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says "Set your suitcase down and I will look in the Book to see if you are listed". Castro steps inside the gates and sets down his case. St. Peter looks and looks for Castros name and can't find it. St. Peter says to Castro "Sorry pal you gotta go to the other place" and instantly Castro was gone into Hell. Satan comes running over to welcome Castro when he notices that Castro doesn't have any luggage. "Where is your suitcase" asks Satan. "Damn, must have left it up at the Pearly Gates" replied Castro. "Not to worry" says Satan, "I will have a couple of my demons run up and pick it up. Go ahead and have some fun." Satan instructs some demons to go to the Pearly Gates and fetch Castros luggage. When the demons arrive at the Gates, they find that they are closed tight. It's lunchtime in Heaven and all the little angels have gone to eat lunch--except for St. Peter who was sitting under a grove of trees about a hundred yards from the Gates. (Got responsibilities you know--watch that Gate). The demons can see the suitcase but can't reach it to retrieve it so they decide to climb over the Gate to get Castos luggage all the while being closely watched by St. Peter. As soon as they begin descending the inside of the Gate, St. Peter shakes his head and says to himself "Castos only been in Hell for ten minutes and we're already getting refugees."
