A blonde was flying to New York for a weekend of shopping. As she boarded the plane, she saw how roomy the first class seats were and decided she would sit there. As the flight attendants were getting ready for take off, they noticed they had an extra person in first class. They asked the blonde for her ticket and saw that she did not have a first class seat. The flight attendant politely told the blonde that she would have to find her seat in the coach section. The blonde got very angry and said "I'm going shopping in New York and I want to go first class". The flight attendant again politely insisted that she assume her rightful seat in coach, so that the plane could take off. Again, the blonde got angry and said "I am going to sit in first class". So the flight attendant decided to tell the pilot what was going on with this passenger. She opened the door to the cockpit and explained the situation. The pilot looked passed the flight attendant to the blonde woman in first class. "Oh," he said. "I know how to handle this". So the pilot went over to the blonde woman, bent over and whispered something in her ear. The blonde woman smiled and immediately got out of her first class seat and went back and sat in her coach seat. The pilot returned to the cockpit at the amazement of the flight attendant. "What did you say to her?" the attendant asked? "Oh it was easy", the pilot said..."I told her that first class wasn't going to New York today".
