Back in 82 there was a law enforcement expo at one of the local malls. Fairfax County had one of its brand new Gran Fury cars there, so I got down to check out the suspension. After a while I got on my back and slide halfway under the car for a better look. the cop who was responsible can over and, in his best southern voice, said "Boy, what are you doing?"
I said "Checking out the competition. And, by the way, not bad."