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Offline Topcat

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Joke of the day
« on: February 24, 2012 - 10:42:36 AM »
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear. 'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.

She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...
Mike, Fremont, CA.





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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2012 - 10:58:41 AM »
Eeeew!    :faint:

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2012 - 12:59:28 PM »
 :crying: Lola!  :faint:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2012 - 09:28:54 PM »
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2012 - 10:23:16 PM »
I literally did LOL at that one  :22yikes:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012 - 10:25:44 PM »
 Thas sick  :P

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2012 - 11:27:59 AM »
 :smilielol:a budy of mine had a budy or so he said went on one of them kind of dates,said he couldnt tell yea right lol

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2012 - 05:20:17 PM »
Look for the Adams apple!     :22yikes:

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2012 - 09:26:02 PM »
Look for the Adams apple!     :22yikes:

That's what I've always been told, but I've seen a couple  that didn't seem to have one. Damn scary  :bigsmile:


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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2012 - 09:30:50 PM »
That's what I've always been told, but I've seen a couple  that didn't seem to have one. Damn scary  :bigsmile:

I have seen research that says to look at their fingers.  If its a woman, the pointer finger will be longer than the ring finger.  If the ring finger is longer, watch out!! Check out the hands of known men and women, and this trick seems to always work  :smokin:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2012 - 09:32:07 PM »
I have seen research that says to look at their fingers.  If its a woman, the pointer finger will be longer than the ring finger.  If the ring finger is longer, watch out!! Check out the hands of known men and women, and this trick seems to always work  :smokin:

I had to look at my hand after I read this  :bigsmile:


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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2012 - 10:09:43 PM »
Anyone going on a date after this thread, will be analyzing their opposite sex they're dating from now on.   :o

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2012 - 10:17:23 PM »
not me iv been stuck with mine for 16 years now and she is all woman especially the pmsing lol :bigsmile:

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2012 - 07:30:13 AM »
Hope this allowed, what a surprise........    :scared:
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