Reminds me of a friend who went through a divorce in the 80's. The point of contention was a 2 year old (at the time) Fox body 5.0 Mustang hatchback. She wanted it, and wanted him to keep making the payments. He said no, if she wants it she pays for it. Her lawyer sent the standard nasty demand or else he's getting dragged to court. His response: He mailed the lawyer a picture of himself standing in front of the Mustang holding a Sawzall. He put a note with it saying something to the effect of "She originally wanted a convertible. I'll be happy to give her a convertible." She quickly settled and he didn't have to make the payments.
