After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to
visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired
God."It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the
smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
have just one problem.
It is these breasts you have given me.The middle one
pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and
snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,"
reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other
parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs,
eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my
first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six
breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of
those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right away." :coffee:
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the bushes.Three weeks passed and God
once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just
fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on
your part. You see, all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
:nopity:
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you
are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do
need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a
part of you. Now let's see............where did I put
the useless boob?" :dontknow:
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that story about
the rib?
