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Offline Chryco Psycho

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The man store for women
« on: September 24, 2012 - 10:49:45 AM »
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Wink~

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Re: The man store for women
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2012 - 12:01:00 PM »
 :smilielol:  :roflsmiley:   :bigsmile: 
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Re: The man store for women
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2012 - 02:06:45 PM »
 :2thumbs: :lol:   so true it's scary!
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Re: The man store for women
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2012 - 02:50:13 PM »
ha good one  :thumbsup:
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Re: The man store for women
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2012 - 10:33:52 PM »
I be a wimmin...   and that's true!
Now, try to have sex without us.....

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Re: The man store for women
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2012 - 12:54:01 AM »
Very funny, Chryco!

Men don't need sex so long as we have cars....  argh, argh, argh...
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Re: The man store for women
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012 - 08:37:30 AM »
If I cared enough to find my ex, I'd send her this  :bigsmile:


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Re: The man store for women
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2012 - 05:30:29 PM »
So true, I should show it to my girlfriend!!! On second thought, that could (would) be lethal as well as being previously uncharted waters!

Ah yes, young Skywalker, the Force is strong in you... you have already mastered the the way of survival in a hostile environment...  :roflsmiley:
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