What is all this?

[BIGSHCLUNK]

Ok like allot of us I empty my pockets at the end of the day. Usually on my dresser. So on occasion I may possibly accumulate certain objects that my wife finds questionable for top of dresser storage. So ... What is this?? She says as she gives me a handful. I identify each and every piece including a description of fit/form/function. For some reason she did not find this funny.    I thought it was hilarious....            Then I took the stuff to the garage.... 

[brads70]

Maybe tell her.... hey it could be worse, it could have ended up in the washing machine/dryer? 

[AARTA340]

Let us know when you are out of the dog house (garage).

[CudamanTom]

Love it!!! 

[Chryco Psycho]

Had some weird stuff in my pockets all my life , no different !!

[blown motor]

You had a licence plate in your pocket??? 

[dodj]

You had a licence plate in your pocket??? 

He must have those really baggy pants on. Struttin round all  'gangsta' like.

[BIGSHCLUNK]

   those that know BIGS know there isn't any gangsta crap at all. But BIGS does have pocket tee's too!        

[Bullitt-]

Nest time this comes up ask her to empty her purse & explain what everything is & why it's in there.   

[Aussie Challenger]

Next time this comes up ask her to empty her purse & explain what everything is & why it's in there.   

 At least there weren't any undergarments in your pockets or you may had to start wearing that style.   

[BIGSHCLUNK]

Dave, very good point! 

Wade, that is no mans land... I can remember once a few years ago asking for something... she says in my purse..... I was like oh heeelll no! 

[Blasterb]

An Abacus! Really! LOL

[CudamanTom]

I can remember once a few years ago asking for something... she says in my purse..... I was like oh heeelll no! 

Yep, 

I just hand my wife her purse when she says that. I don't dare open it. 

[BIGSHCLUNK]