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At my wife's colonoscopy
« on: December 04, 2015 - 07:26:34 PM »
We learned from the nurses who were very professional and caring, that if you mix Fireball and Creme soda its like drinking a Cinnamon Roll.   :cheers:
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2015 - 09:46:17 PM »
Um... WHAT? lol. Don't have ANY idea what you are saying or trying to imply? Sorry.

I had one of those years ago. They told me not to drink (or eat) anything 24 hrs. in advance. Then I had to drink some radioactive stuff for the pics to develop. I'm sure it's all changed by now.
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2015 - 10:54:38 PM »
Thanks for saying something Gumby, I am obviously not the best at telling what I thought was kind of a funny thing that happened after my wife's procedure. Maybe this will shed some light on what I was trying to tell ya. While my wife was waking up from a procedure, 2 nurses were talking about Fireball whiskey drinks. One of the drinks they talked about that sounded good to us was Fireball and creme soda. It sounded the best, supposedly it taste like a cinnamon roll. They had others, but we liked the creme soda one the best! It was entertaining as we were listening to them.  :misbehaving:
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2015 - 11:10:26 PM »
I had a drink from a bar once and they called it Carrot Cake.
...and I'll be damned, it tasted just like Carrot Cake.
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2015 - 12:00:27 AM »
I had a drink from a bar once and they called it Carrot Cake.
...and I'll be damned, it tasted just like Carrot Cake.
Carrot cake, that would be fun to try. Some drinks are just too sweet. Who comes up with these?
We like to try different drinks, but it's not our hobby  :drunk: no really it's not.  :angelwings:
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2015 - 04:21:08 AM »
LOL! NOW it all makes sense. My three nephews and all of their friends are all absorbed into Fireball. Just didn't have an idea what it had to do with a lower GI, lol.
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2015 - 10:14:26 AM »
lol.  I thought it had something to do with a new cleansing procedure as well.  Sounded kinda violet with the creme soda!

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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2015 - 08:10:35 PM »
We learned from the nurses who were very professional and caring, that if you mix Fireball and Creme soda its like drinking a Cinnamon Roll.   :cheers:

Hope your sweetheart had a clean bill of health. 
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2015 - 09:57:01 PM »
Hope your sweetheart had a clean bill of health.

 :iagree:

Prostate exams and colonoscopy exams are what us older people end up having done as we get older.   :eek7:
Going to the dentist might be more fun.
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2015 - 11:46:29 PM »
:iagree:

Prostate exams and colonoscopy exams are what us older people end up having done as we get older.   :eek7:
Going to the dentist might be more fun.
Hope your sweetheart had a clean bill of health.
Hey guys Thanks so much for your concerns, It is greatly appreciated! Fortunately She is fine! She is getting some tests that she has put off for a while. We've been married for 35 years looks like it might work out! I'm blessed! She is getting her tests done because her dad is going through breast cancer, he's gone through surgery, now doing kemo. It is horrible stuff, we think he'll be OK. The bummer is while this is going on with her dad her brother just got diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. 35 year + smoker. Fist size mass in his lung can't operate. The cancer traveled to his brain. They removed a walnut sized mass from his brain on Tues then on Thurs he was home having Thanks giving dinner with us! Sadly they can not remove the mass from his lung. They are going to treat with kemo, if they are successful they said it will be a lifetime of kemo. 5 year survival is 1%. Head scans every 3 months. I Hope you guys and others get your checkups and if something doesn't seem right you have to push them to do a scan or test. Best to you and everyone here at CC!
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2015 - 10:32:58 PM »
I'm glad to hear your wife is fine.  Lost my dad because of lung cancer. It went to his brain also.  As far as getting my colon checked. I had it done twice now. They make you jump through hoops going without, drinking that crud and such. I believe it is because they don't like the mess. Well, me being me....On the second test, I went ahead and ate cherries and grapes anyways, along with my morning coffee.  I had heard them telling jokes the first time as I went in and through recovery, so I decided to leave them a joke this second time. 

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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2015 - 10:35:46 PM »
First thing I asked the doctor, after I woke up from my colonoscopy,
was, was my head in there?
No, the doctor said!
Good, I said, please tell my wife!
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Re: At my wife's colonoscopy
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2015 - 10:41:36 PM »
First thing I asked the doctor, after I woke up from my colonoscopy,
was, was my head in there?
No, the doctor said!
Good, I said, please tell my wife!
LOL!  Ya, but they found her other shoe! :bigsmile:
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