Young lad in church

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Seven year old boy goes to church with his folks and his mom gave him a $5 bill to put in the collection plate but he didn't do it. Church is over and the pastor is shaking hands with folks as they leave and when it is the little guys turn he approaches the pastor looking quite guilty, looking down and shuffling his feet. The pastor reaches out his hand to shake with the youngster and the boy slips he $5 into the pastors hand. The pastor asks "What is this for?" and the boy responds that his mom gave it to him to put in the plate but he didn't do what his mom told him to do. The pastor asks the lad why he didn't put the $5 in the plate and the boy said " I wanted to give it to you". The pastor thanked the boy but asked why did you want to give it to me? The boy said " I wanted to give it to you because mom said you are the poorest pastor we have had in a long time."