ha..ha..ha.. nice. when I said stories I ment more like the racing stories.
As simple as this may seem-
When racing from a stop light, make sure car is in "Drive", not "Reverse". (See comedy "Better Off Dead".)
Never race anything you think you might lose to, especially of your car has a V8 and his/hers has a 4 cylinder!
Never race when there is a police car there.
Never race an undercover policeman. (You'll have to ask my brother about that one!)