Accidently found this on a Monte Carlo Message Board!

[mopar-or-no-car]

I was looking for a Pistol Grip shifter to replace my T-handle shifter and this came up in my google search! It is WAY too funny!! One of the guys put a FlipTop gas cap on his Monte Carlo and for some reason is Now freaking out!!! calling it "moparitis  !!!!!! This thread is WAY TOO funny and I thought you might get a big kick out of it like I did! I sat here  roflmao!!    ENJOY !!
http://www.firstgenerationmontecarlo.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=003860;p=

[360 'CUDA]

Here is my favorite post

"A hemi ?? I know a guy with a green FGMC that almost waxed a hemi the other day with a chevy small block "


Key words (know) (almost)
words left out  (blown)  (fuel) (I imagined it)

Must have been the half mile flyby

[71GTX]

Or in his dreams! 

[Bullitt-]

Recon they about doubled the valued of that mony carload

[fishn4cuda]

The way I see it the only thing this guy saw was a pair of Mopar taillights rapidly fading away from him! And he probably had to turn around and pick up both his door from along the road side.

[Ghost]

...unless he was talking about a new Hemi.

[Carlwalski]

..........Or the HEMI was in a 10 tonne Dump Truck. Or the HEMI car was getting gas when he "waxed" it. 

[Street_Challenged73]

Wow, what a riot!  It's funny reading up on some of those other sites that fancy other car producers....They're good for a laugh once and a while.

[chrisII]

i was thinkin sb chebby pickup was racin a hemi ram with full load an a trailer..the chevy almost won too

[68mopar]

"A hemi ?? I know a guy with a green FGMC that almost waxed a hemi the other day with a chevy small block "

Then the owner came back and said " Whoaaa, you don't wax cars with chevy small blocks - use a cloth"