> Housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
> Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
> husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The
boy
> now
> has company.Boy: "Dark in here."
> Man: "Yes it is."
> Boy: "I have a baseball."
> Man: "That's nice."
> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
> Man: "No, thanks."
> Boy: My dad's outside."
> Man: "OK, how much?"
> Boy: "$250."
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
> are in the closet together.
> Boy: "Dark in here."
> Man: "Yes, it is."
> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
> Man: "How much?"
> Boy: "$750."
> Man: "Fine."
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
> outside and toss the baseball."
> The boy says, "I can't ! I sold them."
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> The son says,"$1,000."
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
> Thatmis way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church
> and make you confess."
> They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession
> booth and closes the door.
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> The priest says, "Don't start that again."
