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Offline KellysCuda aircard

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inner peace
« on: November 10, 2006 - 11:25:33 AM »
       Inner Peace
             I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we  could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple 
            advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
            started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel,  a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos,  the  remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel....
            Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.