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Offline KellysCuda aircard

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24 hrs to live
« on: November 23, 2006 - 05:00:32 PM »
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told
him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,Ralph asks his wife
for sex.   Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,  "Honey, you
know I now have only 18 hours to live could we please do it one more
time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now
has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,  "Honey,
please... just one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of  course, dear."
And they make love for the third time, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.

Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until
he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. Honey, I have
only 4 more hours.  Do you think we could.....?"

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up
in the morning ....you don't."




Offline tactransman

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Re: 24 hrs to live
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2006 - 08:51:39 AM »
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Re: 24 hrs to live
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006 - 09:33:44 AM »
At least she ACTED concerned for a little while.................    :roflsmiley:   :smilielol:   :bigsmile:   :cooldancing: 
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Re: 24 hrs to live
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2006 - 12:56:19 PM »
ouch!
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Re: 24 hrs to live
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006 - 04:27:07 PM »
Sounds about right! :roflsmiley:


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Re: 24 hrs to live
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2006 - 09:05:30 AM »
I understand :crying:
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