Pretty slick little watch:
A Navel Senior Chief walkes into a bar and take's a seat next to a very attractive women and give's her a quike glans and then casualy look's at his watch for a moment.
the women notises this and ask,Is your date running late? "No he replies this is a state
of the art watch and I was just testing it. The intrigued woman ask 'A state of the art watch' what is so special about it? The senior chief explain's' It uses alpha wave's
to talk to me telepathicly. ,The lady asked him, What is it saying to you now?
Well it's telling me your not wearing any pantie's, The women giggel's and replies.
Well it must be broken for I am wearing panties. The Senior chief smerk's,
Tap's on his watch and says.d**n thing's an hour fast.
